true blood finale - pam rules, sookie drools

although this episode was seriously lacking some yummy alcide eye-candy, it certainly made up for it in "holy crap!" moments.

i bet if alcide could have found an excuse to take off his shirt, sookie would've said "yes, yes, yes!" to his proposition.

noel crane is on true blood?  awesome sauce!  this is what happens when you don't have time to read spoilers or ausiello - you get to be surprised every once in a while.  truth be told, i've always thought noel was kinda lame, always pining after felicity when felicity was clearly in love with ben...especially since noel already had a girlfriend!  but since then i just love seeing scott foley pop up in the least expected places.  fun!  but if creepy ghost rene was telling the truth, seems like he spells trouble for arlene.

pam and eric had the best lines tonight (as usual) and marnie gets an honorable mention.
eric: hi nan and...gay storm troopers.
pam:  i'm so over sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name!
marnie:  oh, this f*ckin' sucks!  (but at least she gets to rock that awesome leather jacket for all eternity)

how does marnie not see holly pouring a huge ass circle of salt?  it's a good thing sookie fairy-lighted marnie just outside of the circle.  can you imagine if she was stuck inside the circle with them?  whoopsie!

i don't like that zapping/screen skip thing they do when spirits appear and disappear.  it reminds of the stupid video from the ring that people kept watching.  blah. ick.

holy crap, sam gets attacked by wolves!  really?  did he not think a wolf or two might show up at his doorstep?  i mean, it's not like he was involved with the death of their pack leader or anything.  how does a skeevy, unattractive, weak guy like marcus become pack leader?  i would never follow that coward.

holy crap, reverend newlin is a vamp!  uh oh jason, it's really too bad you screwed his wife.  it's ok, jess will return to save him, right?  right???  oh wait she never drank jason's blood!  she won't know when jason's in danger!  rut ro jason - just don't invite him in.

holy crap, tara gets her head blown to bits!  so did they just run out of story for tara?  couldn't they have let one good thing happen to her?  she had such a tough four seasons and now she's dead.  that's ok, now that lafayette is a medium any of the dead characters can come back to visit whenever they like.  i really think it's time that sookie find a new place to live, don't you?  her kitchen as seen way too many brain bits and to top it off, she can't control which vampires are allowed in her house since she is not technically the owner.  not good.

holy crap, russell edgington has escaped!  holy crap!  the next thing you know they'll be resurrecting franklin.  double holy creepy crap!  so who dug him out?  bertha* speculated that it was possibly pam and in her current state, i might believe she'd do it.  but what does alcide know about russell being buried there?

dawson or pacey?  edward or jacob?  angel or spike???  in a total st. elmo's fire leslie hunter move, sookie chooses herself.  *yawn*  i'm with pam on this one, i'm afraid.  it was fine for dopey eric to fawn all over sookie when he couldn't remember his badass days but now that he's back in his leather wardrobe it just seems so out of character for him to be so soft.  it's a good thing that we have all these other cliffhanger moments to look forward to next season!

what was the deal with the fairy/andy encounter?  why introduce that but never follow up on it?

what happened to jesus' super brujo mojo?  did it go with marnie or is lafayette now demon-head?  oh yeah - and jesus is dead!

TOT (totally off topic) but i was so bummed to see daniel negreanu's 2011 WSOP main event run come to an end tonight.  and i agree with him, we do watch to hear the table talk but thanks to idiot jamie gold, that's been taken away.